Disclaimer: I’m typing this on my Netbook for the first time. The keyboard, I’m fairly certain, was originally made for little people. As a former pianist who has more than a full octave reach this learning curve may prove challenging. In other words, I”m blaming my typos on the keyboard.
Dear JJill,
Over the past year plus, I’ve taken a special focus on trying to find “my style”. I’m still working on it, but from what I can gather I lean towards clean, flowing lines. You can imagine then my joy when I discovered you in all your clean flowing line goodness. YOu can imagine my extreme happiness when I found that you carry talls. And now that I’ve hit 32, (God that sounds old to write) I feel that I’m at the beginning stages of being able to wear your sundries…or at least I”m not waiting any longer and will just resign myself to dressing over my age. Ehh, why stop now right?
Ahem, I digress.
As you know by now, my sweet She She gifted to me a lovely gift card to your fine establishment for Christmas. Finally those beautiful dark indigo trouser jeans would be mine, all mine! But your sizing is….odd, and I found that according to you your straight size tall jeans would not fit, and therefore I would have to settle for women’s. Odd I tell you, not that Christmas has caused me to eat like a heifer or anything. But whatevs. Because you are the amazing store that you are, even your regular length pants will work. Be still my heart! So I placed my order, and I waited.
And waited.
And Waited.
At long last they arrived! And as I tried them on I discovered something so horrific, so tragic, so utterly unspeakable…..
There was elastic in the waist.
So maybe I’m not ready to be THAT old just yet.
Sincerely,
Me
PS-your pants were too big anyway, so neah!
1 comment on “A Letter to JJill”
Aw jeez! elastic??? I’m hoping those things have been sent back already!
Sorry that J Jil was a disappointment though. I got very excited when I read the part that you could get the regular length, got my hopes up…oh well.
Oh, and I think you’ve been reading pioneer woman so much that you are beginning to write like her
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